Beginning today, we here at Mount Olympics will be featuring something I like to call the Summer Sports Spectacular.
You may have noticed that we're not, generally speaking, the sportiest bunch. After all, we get way more worked up about Canadian superheroes, Dick Ebersol's sweater (his glorious, glorious sweater), and, let's be real for a second, Quatchi, than I ever get about wrestling. Or water polo. Or marathons.
Well, all that is about to change.
This week we will cover the sports I'm calling The Big Five. These are sports that have been present at every single modern Olympics in the history of ever. These are sports that Pierre de Coubertin himself sanctioned at the first Olympics, way back in 1896.
Won't you join us for nonstop coverage of:
I can feel the excitement radiating from here. Join us, then, tomorrow, for more exciting coverage of the world of Athletics. Until then...
Yes, that is Wenlock and Mandeville. Yes, I drew them myself.
Yes, I'm maybe a little more proud than is strictly necessary.
What of it?